shortypants

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

Also, fuck you too Megyn.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Megyn Kelly is nasty ~ Donald Trump

Megyn has that short term GOP memory. These people have no soul.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He reminds me of a bearded, pudgy Norm MacDonald.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 months ago

No, I think pussy is an appropriate term here. I'm not a woman and can't gatekeep the term but I think that most women would agree that Putin attacking a children's hospital is a full pussy move.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are few real Christians anymore. Most are Christianists.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

But the sign only said No Water Toys Allowed in the Wave Pool.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Get the 7 Eleven multicopy app. You can do all kinds of things.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 months ago (12 children)

They still have a love affair with faxes though. Thank God you can fax from 7 Eleven. You can do pretty much anything from 7 Eleven.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 months ago (8 children)

Ryobi cordless leaf blower. You have to aim for the rim because if you hit home it makes you burp.

Actually though, just dab with TP. You'll use much less TP and not need "flushable" wipes that still clog your main sewage line

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 months ago

"She led Cricket to a gravel pit and killed her"

So the unruly dog followed her to its death... That doesn't sound very unruly.

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