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I'm probably neurotypical and I don't get how people like me don't understand misophonia

Almost everyone experiences misophonia. It's rare to not be upset by the sound of fingernails on blackboards and similar sounds; what's so odd about some people having a wider range of problem sounds?

It's just not the same online :(

Yet they taste so good on a winter day

Try instead camembert, microwaved, topped with cranberry conserve

When someone offers to make you an omelette, you can expect a reasonably good omelette

Yes, you go there and steal an egg

I don't call it oil since it's solid at room temperature, but if you fry meat you'll liberate fat (dripping)

So comment it with //this function fails here if clientCount >20 000 000

We do. We make the best we can in the time we're given. People say "minimum viable product" but we never deliver that

Now, aside from everyone being fat, the poor are especially fat

To each for his ability; from each as much as we can take

That's "cause and effect"

Affect is about appearance: she effected an affect of indifference