phorq

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Annual? Those fuckers be meeting outside my window every morning!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ew... Who eats a burger with the lettuce on!?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Could be one cob of corn with many popped kernels, you can't prove it's not...

[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Love like a brother?...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think you're legally allowed to remove speedbumps

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago

You say engineering, I say Weird Science

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Wait... Does the notice post automatically or did you do that?

Edit: Oh shit!

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ironically this is probably the result of someone using ChatGPT to write their job listing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And the music video for Fat, the original song by Weird Al that he parodied, was actually directed by his brother Muffin Scorsese

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Unsuspecting? I'm pretty sure it's on my wishlist...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can't tell if that's Al or really a photo of Daniel Radcliffe...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Doctor doctor, gimme the news, I gotta BAD CASE OF COUCH-BUG DEW!

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