mrunicornman

joined 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

The fur protects it for the most part.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This one looks like it has the >!"Bird is the word"!< song stuck on loop inside its head.

(Spoiler if you don't want an annoying earworm stuck in your head all week.)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

UrGenus is a gas giant.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

By the law of names, the kid is now a cicada.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The execution happens last minute, but the mental planning has been going on for well over a day.

Edit: And over the course of 10 trips, "don't forget your toothbrush and toothpaste" slowly precipitates to the top.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Mahua is a perfectly cromulent Bengali name.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

A.k.a. the "donger kebab"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes.

The way I do it is if a list only has single sentences or sentence fragments, I omit the period.

If there is at least one point with two sentences, everyone gets a period.

If a list has sentence fragments and double sentences, I cry. Then I rewrite the fragments into complete sentences, complaining about it the whole time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And presumably they've been fighting crime all night in those suits so they're likely quite sweaty and dirty. And it's Gotham dirt. Catwoman's going to wake up with a UTI.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Don't forget to outstretch your pinky for the gentle shake.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Using "basis" to mean "based on".

"Basis our discussion, please go ahead and..." "We decided on a price point basis our market research."

It makes me uncomfortable.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago
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