morphballganon

If you make more than you need, you must have an impressive work history, yeah?

I take it the OP in the image meant Laura downgraded, not Donald, but I'd have to know who Laura was with before to be sure. Was that Gavin Newsom's ex?

Which state to their presidential votes get lumped in with, VA?

I mean, calling him Dump is also apt.

They should subtract that many votes from the corresponding states

Imagine half a million MN votes and half a million TX votes just evaporating

And whichever state DC residents' votes count for is probably blue already

Aaaaaand that's a block

Aaaaand that's a block

I set 3 alarms. If 3 wasn't enough, I'd set 4.

Etc.

You kept the strap at the front, right?

It doesn't matter that the edges are curved?

Have you ever worn them?

1. Republicans are morons

2. Republicans are anti-intellectual

3. Using sophisticated language to critique republicans shows them you're not one of them, and they can write you off as a member of the out-group in their minds

4. The word weird doesn't trigger the anti-intellectual alarms, so their defenses don't shoot up, and they're left scrambling for a retort, feeling awkward as they are now a member of their own out-group