kometes

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago

Better question: why would you install a security risk social media app on your phone?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

A. They were always more of a novelty gift rather than a child's gift.
B. I was 12 when the trend hit and I had no desire to get one. Neither did my younger siblings.
C. N/A as my parents didn't get me one.
D. The novelty of a gag gift that was pre-packaged.
E. That's the million dollar question.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Someone once made a mountain of cash selling pet rocks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

These would be really cool to use on stage as a musician except they are made of glass. Kind dangerous...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

The Rise & Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars - David Bowie
The Dark Side of the Moon - Pink Floyd
Hotel California - The Eagles
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band - The Beatles
Rumours - Fleetwood Mac
Boston - Boston
Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy
Abbey Road - The Beatles

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

His brother was a center, offensive lineman.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

He's a tight end.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

Chrome, because Ticketmaster can eat a bag of dicks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

When your famous, they let you grab them right in the intercostal clavicle.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You're going to sit behind Trump? Are the oxygen masks functional?

[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Biden's party did not win the house. There should be no star for 2020,.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Tiger says, "what?"

 

I downloaded my entire reddit activity and have been going through it slowly, changing all my comments to links back to themselves. Today I got this:

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