2 girls, 1 cup?
Were you a terrible kid? Sounds super passive aggressive (and kind of hilarious)
if the LORD your God delivers them into your control
AKA feel free to murder someone then fuck their wife (assuming you're Jewish, of course)
One day I too will have emissions like a horse
Side note - some kinks deserve to be shamed
Seems extremely likely. I'd guess that or that religion was initially founded because people couldn't explain why things were happening. Or it could just have come from the purely philosophical argument of what happens before/after death.
Religion and I are incompatible, as I refuse to follow any rules that say I can't abuse my body. I'm open to the idea that there could be a god... but if so, they likely aren't the loving variety.
Soon they will need a Family Crypt to archive the games of dead generations
That is insane
The only things present are a large duck and a small horse
He's rich, they might