anonochronomus

joined 3 years ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago

I wanna see Trump try to shoot a handgun. There's three possible outcomes: he drops it, slide bite straight up degloves his hand, or the recoil turns the bones in his hands to dust.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

I wish them all a very nice getting fucking ventilated.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is 100% fed posting. I'm not telling you what I got up my sleeve!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

(It's never a mannequin)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's certainly linked with going to the spider dimension and getting visited by the hat man. My question is, if someone never saw a spider and were never told about the concept of spiders, would they still hallucinate the if they took a shit ton of Benadryl?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

No shit, huh? Color me shocked. I haven't noticed any unpredictable, extreme, weather events. I totally didn't get caught in a tornado FOUR YEARS AGO in a place that has never had a tornado.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Go ahead, steal my identity. It's worthless anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

HELLS YEAH! Thank you too. I've been off of like drugs drugs for about two years now. At this point I only do drugs lite ^tm^

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (4 children)

So glad to hear your off it and hopefully doing better! Care-Comrade

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Oh yeah. I could imagine. AFAIK, I only did meth once and it went poorly. Myself and a friend did a ton of MDMA the night before, the next day my buddy's dealer texts him about having blue molly (there's no such thing as blue molly). So we're like lets-fucking-go, and we laid the whole gram out and started sniffing it up. We thought because we did so much the night before we would have huge tolerances. We did not, because it wasn't MDMA. So we each did like half a gram of really shitty meth and blue food coloring. I was absolutely sure I was going to die for like an entire 24 hours.

 

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