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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

He's not smart, his ego just can't handle everyone, everywhere seeing what a loser he is.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago

Aww, somebody needs attention.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This guy looks like a mix of Joe Biden and George W. Bush.

[–] [email protected] 158 points 1 week ago

The golden snitch.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is not the picture I would draw if someone asked me to explain what a "top" and "bottom" were.

[–] [email protected] 78 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Now consider wild fires during that period.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wonder how many minutes it took to pre-target that site with a Minuteman-3.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

The celestial administrators looked at his dating record and just made the assumption.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Has to keep it sharp for Grinder.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't forget the phase-change cooling from the addition of solid state H20.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Johnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This implies the existence of the Purple Swamp Cock.

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