Tolookah

I definitely imagined the SpongeBob meme pointing at ever growing piles

I'd happily recommend anything by Brandon Sanderson, I generally find everything he writes to be an easy read.

Also, get an account at your local library, it's much easier/cheaper to fly through books that way. Tip: if your library sucks, many libraries will accept you as local if you work in the town. (I belong to two library systems this way)

I have to pay for my mental health.

I imagined Mr Burns blocking out the sun, charging for sunlight.

Also I thought about who I would deliver middle of the night sunlight to, definitely not out of spite.

Much better than: "Miles O'Brien suspected, crew was last seen boarding the starliner"

I hear if you put yourself on the ballot in the swing states, you must have a chance.

Why can't we have presidential chili cook offs now? Even if they don't cook, they can be tasters

All of these acts are wrongly named to provoke/mislead

unheimlich?

Nah, their heart is in the right place

They had some reviews that said that, but I can't seem to find them anymore...

Maybe they're going that Jack Black will make it awesome. He nailed Bowser.