Th3D3k0y

My wife will be so excited to see this post, she might even use the bidet

In a row?!?

She dead, so very short line. Also cremated, so it's quick!

Explains my urge to eat my wife's ass

What router are you using that legit requires a password for access?

Yeah, but is the function for 1 over odd numbers, or 1 over prime numbers ...

School Bus: look at this cool hat I found

I was going to say, even if the bus was over the limit on weight for this thing it wouldn't clear the roof, but then you said that at the end.

Something Awful

The Curse of Knowledge actually relates to educated people trying to communicate with people under the assumption that everyone knows as much as they do, forgetting that the average person might not be as educated

The second wasn't as good as the first, but it isn't bad by any stretch

Shia LaBeouf