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Thomas Midgley Jr.?

“The Handsomest Drowned Man in the World" by Gabriel García Márquez would have been that, but it lost its impact because my generation associates the name Esteban with the silly bellhop from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody

Pokémon Crystal, had been grinding to hatch a shiny Tyrogue out of the gifted Odd Egg. 1% chance of success and it takes about 15 minutes per attempt

Question marks???

I had a classmate who knew that my birthday was shortly after hers. One day, she asked me “What’s your star sign?” and I replied “I’m a skeptic”. Indignant, she retorted “No, you’re not! Your birthday is in September”

I thought #4 was a QR code at first glance, which is more abstract

Don’t forget about getting shot in the face by a Republican Vice President

Bro stop posting leaked footage from Dune: Messiah

Will the Family Guy paintings be in his Lego biopic?

This also works for political parties