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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

Or we just let them build their castle in a bog

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago

Why isn’t remain ignorant working?!?!?!?!?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Just slap dewormer on the bottle and call it a day

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

Deep fried means submerged in oil

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I will never not laugh at combining trans and parent as transparent.

I don’t even know why, it’s not even a good pun

But it’s like when Timmy wished for Super Vision

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago

Did I stutter?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There’s a few cases of plague every year, we just treat it with antibiotics and go about our day

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (5 children)

The fuck we didn’t, that’s why perjury is a thing.

It’s just not illegal to lie to people

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Damn! I was going for a lighthearted joke about how women go to the bathroom together, but damn howdy did it fail

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Save the cheerleader!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I’ve heard the same shit for years.

I’ll hear it in 4 more years when instead of actually giving us healthcare we are sending billions for Israel to kill Palestinian children and that generic republican president will make a full dictatorship day 1 and the whole country is doomed and blah blah blah.

Get a new script

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Nah I’m going to go ahead and keep up the bitching and moaning because it is the only halfway decent chance I have at getting a president who actually cares about the things I do

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