My retirement plan is to kick off before I have to retire.

Will no one rid us of this troublesome tangerine?!

Depends on if they’re going to abduct me or just shoot me.

I’m a “use what works for you” kind of person. I’ve been using the Pro Max iterations of the iPhone lately because mainly I like the camera. Having my phone with me out on a hike is better than hauling an extra piece of kit and I like having a bigger screen because I’m middle aged and I have to do the holding everything 2 feet away arm extension to read. Realistically, there’s nothing I would call a major difference among the models.

Ah, thanks. It’s absolutely not mine and I can’t give credit because I honestly can’t remember where I appropriated it from but it’s cartoon Ragnarok. It’s cropped down a bit on my phone otherwise it scales a bit weirdly but this is the whole thing.

I’m honestly having a hard time processing that sentence.

So going forward, I should keep my crimes under half an hour and it’s fine. Good to know.

For sure, glad I could help!

Sure can. Settings > Display & Brightness.

Always on, idle

Always on, in use

The display runs dimmed unless you’re actively using it. During certain Focus settings, like Bedtime, the display turns off completely unless you wake it intentionally.

Where do they keep their money? Mattress? Jam jars buried in the garden?

I can confirm that I’m not a bighorn sheep.