Mouselemming

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago

Could be because c followed by e is usually pronounced "s" rather than "k"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Standard Issue Cat. It's an affectionate term for the bestest cats, the brown tabbies.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Beautiful SIC, able to drop contrasting hairs on any color surface!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

I love lemon blossoms. And they make great honey

[–] [email protected] 2 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I bet those citrus blossoms smell wonderful, what kind are they?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 20 hours ago

If it blooms, can it self-pollinate and produce seeds? That would be one point in favor of pretty. Or if it can't, that's a point in favor of yummy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

Tomorrow is a good day for fish

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I was old enough to be disappointed watching it on our neighbors' TV, because it was so far behind the science fiction stories I'd been reading when I ran out of library books and moved on to my big brother's.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

What do you expect when you name your kid after a gun...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

At least they didn't 💋 it on the lips!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

Into the brothel makes sense because they have been considered an aphrodisiac.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

All those things sleep experts tell you to do in order to fall asleep faster and sleep more soundly? Pee should be ~~at the top~~ in the middle of the list, right before the part where you get ensconced under the covers.

Edit: if you get up for a crying baby, pee again before you go. It might go back to sleep, but mostly, once you pick it up you'll not get another chance to pee, maybe for hours.

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