Madrigal

And that’s their only “good” product.

The rest is utter garbageware, designed for one purpose: to check boxes on RFPs.

“Influencer”

And they used to get tangled on everything all the time, got caught on things all the time, frayed and wore out all the time, had janky connectors that had to be jiggled to sit in just the right position to get stereo sound, and got tied in knots when you put them away not matter how carefully you wound them.

There’s a reason everyone is using Bluetooth now, gramps.

100% satire.

The HR profession’s reputation as pond scum remains intact.

100% fine with this. Let them out some statues of him up. It’ll give our grandkids something to tear down later on.

Or, as I’ve heard it, moving above and below decks regularly.

The real world.

Oh. Yay.

I still reckon we should all just refer to him as “Thirty Four”.

Let’s not forget he stole an election with the help of a corrupt Republican governor and the Supreme Court, either.

That much is obvious.

Sanders betrayed nobody. He tried his best, and when that failed he backed the lesser evil. At every stage he has strived for the best outcome possible.