LEONHART

"Birdie..." Ronald muttered, just above a whisper. "Bring me the McHammer."

"Why Ronald?" the girl could only respond, fear quickly taking over her voice.

The clown ruler dropped his gaze to his oversized shoes. His gloved hand tightened into a fist.

"The Hamburglar has robbed his last fuckin' meal."

I assume the opossum was busy giving a press conference somewhere on behalf of the group.

Oh, great. It's the Wind Waker Triforce shards all over again.

Better start collecting charts...

Ah, yes. The Paddy's Pub legal approach.

"Can you believe this guy? He tells a joke at a funeral."

HELP WANTED: ENTERPRISING INDIVIDUAL NEEDED TO WORK CLOSELY WITH HUGE STAR.

LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO CAN TAKE THE HEAT AND THRIVE WHILE WORKING AT THE CENTER OF THE ORGANIZATION.

GOOD.

Xenomuppet

Zuckerlimburger.

Why yes, I am a cat-o-holic, thanks for asking!

That was wonderful.