KingOfSleep

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

!REMINDME 4.5 billion years

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Tell that to Johnny Felatio.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I think humanity has always assumed this. Hurray for scientific conformation.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (13 children)

Do you have any examples of successful overnight revolutions?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Which corporation are you talking about?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

We all know that REAL research requires a Facebook account. /s

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Idiots are everywhere and even smart people do stupid things now and then.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

"And then it got worse" is practically the Russian national motto.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (6 children)

You know you're getting old when you "remember when Saturday Night Live used to be funny."

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago (3 children)

They should be named after oil company executives.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I ran the numbers; the math checks out.

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