Judge_Juche

The Britain tarnished the honor of China and must be destroyed, meanwhile my parents met at very lovely Portuguese couple on their European vacation and now the Portuguese are honorary Chinese.

Lol their dad and my dad should hang out. My dad loves both Mao and Bill Clinton, in equal measure. He is literally a CPC party member (I assume expired but he still has his membership card) and is China's biggest defender in the US, but he is also really proud of being an American. Like his dream is to have the two countries mutually agree to combine into one country.

As you can imagine the recent ratcheting up of tensions has really dampened his mood.

Also, one of his funnier crank opinions is that Portugal should have kept Macao becuase they bought it fair and square in the 16th century, but China should have invaded Hong Kong to show the British who's boss.

Good to know Dasha is still milking the sailor outfit thing

Looking forward to the future Chinese punative expedition that burns down Buckingham Palace

I assume he is coming at it from a "the kids are too woke to work anymore" angle, maybe unfair but he has a blue check which must be treated with reflexive hostility.

White people fundamentally do not understand how spice works, like I have eaten hot wings where the only flavor is spicy, a chemical spicy flavor completely disconnected from nature whose sole purpose is to cause pain.

Like in cuisines that have used spices for thousands of years, it's understood that spiciness is meant to complement the other flavors used in the dish. Like there are hot-as-fuck Sichuan dishes that are nevertheless easy to eat becuase making it really hot isn't the only consideration in the recipe.

Like for the sake of white people we can't let them have anymore exotic flavors. Think of what they will do to themselves if Sichuan peppercorns ever get really popular. They will create a tasteless chip with so much numbing power it will cause permenent jaw paralysis.

Fake Jerry Adams will personally execute loyalist POWs and I will be in the corner jumping up and down cheering him on.

I mean I always just make myself in the character creator for any RPG, the most adventurous I get is going half-elf, never full elf.

2-Ransetsu and 2-8 cell missile launchers

Just need good finger muscles to keep firing your guns

It reminds me alot of Malenia in Elden Ring, I think I beat her in 10 using a ranged build the first time. And then I committed to beating her with her own weapon on the second go through and it took like 100 tries. Like you can memorize all her moves but there is a huge element of chance just based on your reaction and the order of her attacks when your up close.

Thanks but i can't take credit, it's from a flair that was on the old Chapo subreddit, I think I was the only one using it at the end.

Dual Zimmers and Songbirds was my go to build for my first playthrough, but it took 8 or 10 to get through CEL-240 becuase you needed to get up close. I used the Hu-Bens on my second play through and finished it in one, literally just lazily circled around holding down L2 and R2.