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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"And next time, I'll make baby toys that glow in the dark with Uranium"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Missing the Metric-Freedom conversion error

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ah en effet, my bad, je retire mon message ;)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Here's the sauce: xkcd/2803

And here is another lemmy post about this commic: https://sh.itjust.works/post/1694738 (on [email protected])

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Not sure CrowdStrike runs on npm, but still ruined it all for sure

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As a non native English speaker, I had to read your comments to understand the "Hot potato" one... Seems that I'm not as fluent in English as I thought (my accent is shit)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Gotta use Lisp notation to be sure

[–] [email protected] 92 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"No" is the most accurate I could ever have imagined for Inkjet Printers

 
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Old and gold, 15 May 2009

[–] [email protected] 10 points 7 months ago

Lemmy instance agnostic link: [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago

inplace sort be like:

def sort(list: list):
    list.clear()
 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8677292


Transcript:

[A computer program.]

int getRandomNumber()
{
   return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
             // guaranteed to be random.
}

Hover Text:

RFC 1149.5 specifies 4 as the standard IEEE-vetted random number.

 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8653164


Transcript:

Cueball: Hey, check it out: e^π^−π is 19.999099979. That's weird.
Black Hat: Yeah. That's how I got kicked out of the ACM in college.
Cueball: ...what?

Black Hat: During a competition, I told the programmers on our team that e^π^−π was a standard test of floating-point handlers -- it would come out to 20 unless they had rounding errors.

Cueball: That's awful.
Black Hat: Yeah, they dug through half their algorithms looking for the bug before they figured it out.

Hover text:

Also, I hear the 4th root of (9^2^ + 19^2^/22) is pi.

 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8619086


Title text:

It's like the traveling salesman problem, but the endpoints are different and you can't ask your friends for help because they're sitting three seats down.

Links:

 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8609865


Hover text:

Your IDE's color may vary.

 

You know, Kurzgesagt is not only an English channel, but it also provide video translated in multiple other languages on others translated Kurzgesagt channels.

I was looking for something to help me find Kurzgesagt video in other languages, and found this spreadsheet. I don't know if there is a more official website or tool for that, but this is the only thing I found. I thought it may be interesting for you too

It isn't fully complete though, for example the "Portugese" column is almost empty, and recent videos are not present. But it's open to edition, so we can participate to keep it up to date


If you have a more official list, I'll be interested (and I'll edit this post to prefer sharing the official list). For now I'll be using this spreadsheet as it's mostly filled and as I didn't find anything else

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 
 

Title text: An apple fell on Isaac Newton's head and gave him the idea that the moon might be a tasty apple, though this turned out not to be true--the Apollo program eventually determined that it was just a desolate and bland Red Delicious.


Transcript

[Cueball sits under a tree. An apple falls from the tree and hits him on the head.]

Bonk

[The view zooms out, showing the moon, which Cueball looks up at.]

[Closeup on Cueball.]

Cueball: ...
Cueball: We should grow apples on the moon.


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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
 

Title text: In the LotR map, up and down correspond LOOSELY to northwest and southeast respectively.


Transcript too long for lemmy, check Explain xkcd wiki to get one ;)

These charts show movie character interactions. The horizontal axis is time. The vertical grouping of the lines indicate which characters are together at a given time.


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