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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I once worked in a division of ~3500 employees, every year the division produced two profit forecasts one called "pessimistic" and another called "optimistic". My first year the division made $335 million MORE than the optimistic forecast so the division CEO approved every employee a $335 bonus.

The next year it happened again but only $285 million, so $285 bonuses that year.

Both times I scoffed and quietly pointed out to the delighted Boomers I trusted that it was less than one third of a percent of the total money.

The next year apparently the corporate office found out, fired said CEO and quashed the bonuses forever. Apparently the distribution of the crumbs was more than they could handle.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Lisbon's main plaza was a parking lot from the 1950s to 1997...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

I use a scoop of rye flour (30g) mixed with all purpose flour (70g) in my starter. The rye flour is like miracle gro for the bacteria. In my country it's also cheaper than all purpose flour.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

When I last visited Argentina Uber was using the official exchange rates which were just fantasy numbers. As soon as you match with a driver they'd message you and you'd negotiate the cash price. Then the ride in the app would be cancelled.

Uber didn't mind because they were still getting the ~$1 or so cancel fee for basically being a messaging app.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

In my junior high they had a mysterious urinal pooper. They spent months trying to catch the culprit. They even resorted to a $25 reward and a little campaign in the morning announcements. Then it turned out to be a handicap student who couldn't bend his knees. The posters and campaign quietly disappeared without a word.

[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Boeing™ is committed to innovative solutions to problems like opening a cabin door mid flight

[–] [email protected] 140 points 3 months ago (56 children)

I have a friend who can smell cockroaches no joke. We always take her restaurant suggestions very seriously.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Do you ban them from museums? Textbooks? Documentaries? No because they are in an appropriate context. I would never wear or display a swastika and I feel disgusted to see one displayed by anyone with pride. Context and motive matter...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I don't believe in these sweeping absolutes. Context and motive are important parts of any equation of what's "acceptable".

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

I get what you mean, I'm helping to add nuance to the discussion. Also a bunch of white people coming in and telling Angolans what symbols they can and can't use to represent their triumph over colonialism and apartheid isn't a great look either.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yes I'm aware of the history of Angola.

You asked

Are there any countries that use the symbol that are actually nice places to live with good governments?

Angola has made a conscious decision to stick to this symbol as if transitions to a liberal democracy and stable economy. There were some efforts to change the flag recently because as you said it's often associated with totalitarian regimes. But those efforts failed because to Angolans it symbolizes the Angolan triumph over the colonial oppression of Portugal and resistance to apartheid South African invasion.

It could change in the future, Angola is still moving towards "good government" and "nice place to live" as you said. But for now it remains their national flag.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

And underwear, airplanes, driveways...

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