Ensign_Crab

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

Followed by :

Democrats: "Fine we'll do whatever you want! Just don't call us commies!"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

And guess what color they fluoresce.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago

I'm sure there's some principles we can jettison or some vulnerable minority we can throw under the bus that can get him to come around.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

And two, possibly three if you count the guy who rushed the stage during a rally in 2016, against Trump. Novikov is 49-0 by my count.

[–] [email protected] 75 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The Greek pantheon wasn't known for being just or consistent. And technically, Prometheus didn't even steal anything. The gods could still make fire as they pleased.

Prometheus pirated fire. And the punishments for piracy are worse than theft.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, you see, he's been studying ventriloquism and just fell into the habit of replacing m with n. And also pronounces migrants weird, like he's only ever read it and not heard it pronounced, since Republicans are all such avid readers and how often does immigration really come up in their conversations?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Reminiscent of how southern politicians used to pronounce "Negro." Not a whole lot better, and that's if you buy that he was saying "migrants" or "boo-urns" or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I heard it was a bendy straw.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What kind of Democrat does it take to get elected senator in Alabama?

One who was running against Roy Moore, the predator who would sexually assault teenage girls he met at the mall. We're talking a guy in his 30s who would hit on teenagers at Sears.

That said, yeah, Garland was a shit choice and Jones probably isn't the best either, but the staunchest legal attack dog in the Democratic Party I know of is, well, currently running for president.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

The independent system they designed has always kinda felt like an afterthought.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

He broke kayfabe.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago

Genocide apologia is basically what .world is for.

 

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