DonPiano

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

In related news, I've decided to start referring to toilet paper as crap napkins.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

No point; resistance is futile.

I'll just see myself out.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

He's well aware that he's broken the fourth wall in his theatre of the mind.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

And let's not forget about playing long-covid roulette every time you get infected!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

More like Faux News

[–] [email protected] 28 points 8 months ago

I do know that if our servers lose power in the CMOS battery is dead and then they will internally destroy themselves and never function again. This is to prevent piracy I assume.

Holy shit, DRM needs to fuck off and die.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The fuck are they filling the gaps with, their imagination?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

The word they're looking for is "shitnami".

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

I prefer to minimize my chances of getting long covid, so getting vaccinated is the obvious choice.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What invitation? I had to proactively remember to get my vaccine.

[–] [email protected] 179 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Motherfuckers moving digits around hoping nobody will notice.

440 -> 400? Nah, too obvious.

440 -> 404? Greasy, let's do that!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

CHEESE IS NICE!

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