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It's a slam dunk case. Judges are famous for being easily swayed by frivolous semantic arguments from non-lawyers. It's kind of like that old sci-fi trope of AIs being defeated when the hero states a logical paradox.

Understandable if this is the version in the game Hades

Can't divide by zero, so it's undefined. They exist in a quantum superposition of being a chad and a virgin

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OH FUCK IT'S COMING RIGHT AT US. RUN

You know what really grinds my gears? People who look down on those who choose to be an environmental storytelling toilet skeleton. There's nothing wrong with being an environmental storytelling toilet skeleton. If your life's calling is to be an environmental storytelling toilet skeleton, then don't listen to the haters,. Embrace your destiny as an environmental storytelling toilet skeleton.

The Bronze Age collapse happened when they ran out of cinnamon to make bronzer

It's half way there, but it's not a biped, so it doesn't count

Gee Louis, that reminds me of the time I lost my job after watching Family Guy for 48 hours straight

Did you know Chicago has the highest murder rate in the world? Lake Michigan has <100 murders every year, but Chicago has had 100,000 so far this year, most in a single neighborhood (Ukraine)