1995ToyotaCorolla

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 days ago

That’s what I did when my PC died and I’d do it again given the choice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

HE’LL YEAH THE INTIRE UNITED STATES AINT NO MATCH FOR MFEN HOG PLANET BABY!!!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You sound like me when I'm white-knuckling the recliner trying to make myself relax

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

They go to the swole universe and Ransom is a skinny shy LGJ who works in astrometrics

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

If your friend could tap on your CD player without it skipping, you were cool

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS THAT WEVE SURROUNDED THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES WITH AN IMPENETRABLE WALL OF HOGS AND WE DONT INTEND TO STOP CRANKIN EM!!!!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's wrong with lemmy.zip? I'm not up to date with the instance drama

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Pure sodium you say? that will surely give your dishes an extra kick

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s not useless, a 14th century monastery would love to have you

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

We regret to inform you that your claim has been denied as your policy does not cover accidents due to distracted driving. Please refer to the attached dash cam footage showing claimant watching a Mutual Assurance ad while the vehicle was in motion. Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Mutual Assurance!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

One example: Check the screws on your electric outlet/light switch faceplates. If the screws are aligned, your electrician gave a shit about their work

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