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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You wanna get together later and rub our dust together?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds dirty. Will there be cheese?

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What, are you crazy? Of course there will be cheese.

I can’t believe you would even ask me that

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Delicious spacedust.

It was exploded, then turned onto something green eventually, then something haunted consumed and excreted it, then something WAY MORE HAUNTED did a bunch of weird shit to it like letting little things fart in it.

Such delicious spacedust.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Excellent band, by the way.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had very similar thoughts at my last Explosions in the Sky concert while tripping on acid and mushrooms.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Taking some shrooms after the acid peaks is great to extend the trip.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yess, I've seen them live twice and I still hope they'll tour again

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Absolutely. I saw them back in the day. A+ performance.

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[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Is there a word for this type of hypersimplification to evoke wonder? If not, can we coin one?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (6 children)

A few simple words that just turned my reality upside down? I'm sure Germans have one

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Ein aha-erlebnis

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Verwunderung?

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Saganumenousness.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My suggestion: Simplificatio Adstupefaciendi - A simplification with the purpose to astonish.

On top of sounding cool it is already astonishing to remember and to be able to spell it!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Too much like a Harry Potter spell tho

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Releasing the kraken

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The cosmos is within us. We are made of star stuff. We are a way for the universe to know itself.

Carl Sagan.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This Carl guy sounds pretty smart. Maybe he should study physics or something.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe he should try his hand at teaching too, it seems like he's got a unique skill for simplifying complicated concepts.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

If he had a TV show, I bet it could reach many people and we might all learn from him.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Holy shit. That was pretty profound.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I love the line "when an explosion explodes hard enough, dust wakes up and thinks about itself"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

I'd condense the whole post down to:

The universe is an ongoing explosion. Sometimes the exploded dust becomes haunted.

That's us.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (13 children)

An explosion is pure entropy. It's high energy releasing to a low energy state in an uncontrolled manner

We climb down the energy slope very slowly to reverse entropy and create order

The universe is like us - temporary order emerges as it slides towards entropy

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Perhaps another way to think of it is that we're a patch of localised order in an overall disordered universe

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just recently mentioned the conscious universe theory in conversation with a friend.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The buddha explained this 2500 years ago

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

According to the Lotus Sutra the Earth is also a sentient being.

The Chan School of Buddhism says that all phenomena are mind. There is nothing that is not mind. We, as humans, are a mind in a mind.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

The paragraphing has gone all the way through readable back to "I'm not reading this".

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I hate that this is popular. This is a creationist level understanding of the big bang.

You ever use a spray can for a while and the can gets cold? It's more like that.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Life is anything that moves, reproduces, senses, grows, respires, excretes and eats.

Consciousness is more mysterious and less well defined.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Yes, but how do living things come into existence? What makes a cell alive?

It's not about defining what a living being is.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Jiggling. It's about wiggling and jiggling.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

“Jiggle physics is the real science. Everything else is stamp collecting.” - Einstein maybe

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

"What is a jiggleo?

A dead body

Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like

Anybody that you've ever met before

He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four"

-ICP

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I heard Bill Wurtz voice while I read this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Even crazier space dust!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

But it wasn't really an explosion, it was more like a spontaneous, insane inflation that found itself suddenly huge and empty, only after it was through with that particular stage did it zap itself full of energy and matter everywhere all at once. Then it continued growing in volume and thinning out via regular ol' relativistic expansion.

EDIT: looking a little bit closer, there's the thing about zapping all over itself after Inflation, it was almost perfectly half-and-half matter/antimatter, which then proceeded to join and annihilate into pure energy, but for some reason probably related to the Weak Force, just a little bit more matter was created than antimatter.

And that's what we are and see today, 1 part out of every 8 million-and-one. For every 4,000,000 parts antimatter, there were 4,000,001 parts matter, only that 1 left over particle of matter, multiplied a bazillion times.

That's just a whole other level of amazing than just saying "an explosion".

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