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There are many similarities between programming and parenting (lemm.ee)
submitted 2 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

git grounded

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

One mistake and you have to maintain it for 18 years...

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

All I'll say is that I'm glad that I'm neither your child, nor a member of your software development team..

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't get it, why make it personal?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

They lost their firstborn son in The War to untracked artillery because neither -i, -n, nor -f were given.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Oh I'm sorry man, I didn't know. Thank you for your service.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

You're telling me no -f's were given?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

jeez, you must be fun to be around. I'd say it's the OP who dodged the bullet with you in their team lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Your bedroom and your code sound dirty. No dessert until there are no more dirty clothes on the floor and all your merge conflicts are resolved.