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[–] [email protected] 123 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It says "Smoking is good for the British".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

One of us, one of us

[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 weeks ago

It says la cigarette cause le cancer.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

THAT'S A BIG ASS CIGARETTE

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Where do I buy ass cigarettes

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

How can you tell without perspective?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

> le me

> smoking le cigarette like a boss

> gets le cancer

that-escalated-quickly.gif

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

Literally translates to "the cigarette gets you pregnant October"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

It says cigarette speaks cancer

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Your bad translation is unfortunately the best one of every horrible translations in here.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

"Cause" doesn't only mean speaks, it can also mean causes. Cigarette causes cancer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Ah merci pour l'info. J'ai tendance à oublier que le français est ma langue maternelle

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tu attendais vraiment de moi que je le devine ? Tu n'es même pas sur une instance française

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

je pensais pas à mal. Bon ma réponse était un peu sarcastique je te l'accorde.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

@Lokisan Not sure if it was a joke but why would a cigarette talks ? 😅
@Gork

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

yes it was a joke. "Cause" means the same as in English but also the verb that is kind of an old slang for "speak".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

@Lokisan nice one, i wasn't sure you were french :)

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I took four years of French. I remember that "La" is feminine and "Le" is masculine. So a rough translation would be:

"The feminine something something the masculine something."

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Cigarettes are for women, cancer is for men

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Le grille? What the hell is that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I was waiting for this comment. 😁

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It says it will change your star sign bro.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Give me tarot prognosis bro

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Your tarot card for the day is The Sass.

Your prognosis is to keep shit posting.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Aw man, I hate working in the front end :(

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

English side ruined... Must use French instructions... "Le grille?!" What the hell is that?!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Wdym? It clearly says А ну чики-брики и в дамки!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

It says "I don't really speak french but I'll write something good enough".

Seriously, it sounds really weird.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

then have a nap
Then fire ze missiles!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Cancer is le bad.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

tips le fedora