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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He’d have to be. Unless I’m a sad sack loser in all realities.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

There are an infinity number of sad sack loser realities as well as an infinite number where you are doing ok πŸ˜‰

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

With absolutely no knowledge or expertise on the subject, I am confident you are 100% correct.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

But there are also an infinite number of universes in which they are not correct.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I mean, if there are darker timelines, humanity probably already climate changed its way off the planet.

So if you meet a parallel you, chances are you're the one in need of pity.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Started by parallel you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe there are even ones with world peace.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I hope parallel universe me hasn't been on hold for 2hrs 45m to change a canceled flight reservation

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Not me. I know me. Parallel universe me cam fuck right off.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm sure parallel universe me is sucking life's dick like a champ.