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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Insane old man continues rambling, more at eleven!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

He really wishes Biden was still the candidate

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Slander. There is actual malice in that statement

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yup, and wouldn't it be sweet if it was actionable?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

It is actionable, they just don't want to deal with the 50 million court cases they need against him. Think Biden just wants to wrap up his presidency and relax. Not spend years tied up on courts

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But if King Biden really wanted to off President Convict, why would he use some 20 year old schmuck with an AR? That's what drones are for.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

So wait, the registered Republican shooter was taking orders from the Democrats? Oh man, Trump's admitting that he's even lost the "deranged shooter" demographic.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Nah, nah, nah!

He had it staged so he would look good surviving it.

If Biden and Harris wanted him assassinated, he'd be dead.

^(I was joking about it being staged)^

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, where's the ear damage? Where's the chunk of "Broken glass"? Wouldn't they be displaying that stuff like crazy if there were any?

What about a before/after picture of the supposed glass object that was shattered? Not a single one. That area was covered with cameras.

We have 0 proof that he was struck by anything, bullet or otherwise.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

He's a mutant and has speed healing abilities. He gets hit in the ear and then two days later it's like nothing ever happened!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

The hamburder grease just leaks out and fills in the wound.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Even if so, so what? It's fucking legal now Donnie. Or did you forget that actions have consequences even sometimes for you?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago

Good thing anything the president does is legal now. Right, donnie?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

Thankfully the Supreme Court he put in place makes this all good

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 weeks ago

But I was told it is legal if the president executes someone as an official act.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

“When this happened, people would ask, whose fault is it?” Trump told McGraw. “I think to a certain extent it’s Biden’s fault and Harris’s fault. And I’m the opponent. They were weaponising government against me, they brought in the whole DoJ to try and get me, they weren’t too interested in my health and safety.

“They were making it very difficult to have proper staffing in terms of Secret Service.”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

"Trump accused Biden and Harris of incompetence for failed assassination attempt".