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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

this cartoon with a face on each side of their face weirds me the fuck out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

This has david firth levels of weirdness, I like it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Is it though?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I always thought this happened to male pigs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Perhaps not but their penis is shaped like a corkscrew.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Same with ducks. Also ducks can "detach" their penis and it regrows larger than before.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

That's not fair

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How'd you like to be the first duck to figure that out?

Had to be a hell of a day.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

For everyone involved, really.