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A Texas woman was awarded a Guinness World Records title for the surprising contents of her mouth -- a 3.11-inch-wide tongue.

Brittany Lacayo told the record-keeping organization she decided to apply for the title after learning about the former record-holder, Emily Schlenker, whose tongue measured 2.89 inches wide.

Lacayo's tongue is exactly as wide as the average length of an adult woman's tongue: 3.11 inches.

Her tongue actually is wider than it is long when measured from the epiglottis, the flap of cartilage located behind the tongue.

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The male version of the record belongs to American Brian Thompson, whose tongue measures 3.49 inches wide.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Stamps are terrified!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

The first boy she French kissed choked to death.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

2 licks of the Tootsie roll pop for her I guess.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

The owl tried to warn us

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

She finishes her ice cream cone in one lick

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That looks like it would seriously interfere with chewing.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

For sure, it's cool but I definitely don't envy her.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Anyone know if she's into girls? Asking for... A friend...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

....who wishes to be more than a friend

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Or rimjobs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Could probably springboard off that one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Tongue thrust the person

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This is why I’ll never play Ketchup Slurp against no Texas woman