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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

dog sniffing other dogs arse: mmmm, what are you wearing? Devine! Is it d and g?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Man I’m barely surviving on disability benefits and can’t afford medicine which would make me regain the ability to fucking speak and this is what capitalism is wasting our resources on. Fucking great. Thanks world.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Wasn't this a Futurama joke?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

We’re doomed.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

The Girl with the Dogs does use mild* spray cologne on her clients, but that's specifically for the owner's benefit. Hopefully this is just as mild? *her words not mine