this post was submitted on 05 Aug 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

It almost feels like cheating as we British have such a natural advantage in savoury baked goods theft.

[โ€“] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

We need to raid Greggs before the small boats get here and destroy are way of life.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I got to visit the UK the other week and try some of these delicacies. While I donโ€™t condone violenceโ€ฆ

I can understand this manโ€™s reasoning.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I always envisioned a larger pig in a blanket

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh no! If only we had a picture of the thief!

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I almost feel sorry for him. He can go on to get married, have kids, do well in his chosen career, cure cancer, etc and he'll always be The Gregg Thief.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Let's be honest.... he's not going to medical school. Or going to school at all.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Heโ€™s probably never even been any further than the next town.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Not now he isn't!

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

filmed throwing plastic chair against shop window before running away clutching small crate of baked good

That's about the level of rioting that like, Moss from IT crowd could accomplish. This guy did sitcom rioting

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are there no depths to which they won't sink?

[โ€“] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Let he who has never stolen a sausage throw the first plastic chair

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

...and they all left in silence

Or something

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I can sympathize. I've had shitty days where I want to rob a pastry store of their food, or sit in a supermarket isle and just gorge myself on junk food.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I somehow saw "furries." I need a break from the Internet.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

UK News Website Of The Year 2024

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

He looks like a thumb or maybe index finger, this isnโ€™t human

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is the larval stage of a Barry just before he consumes 10,000 calories a day to metamorphose into his adult state.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who would name their newborn Barry?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

After his father and his father back to The Dawn of the Barrys.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Don't insult the Grand Thumb-Thumb Corpsegrinder like that. He doesn't share any relation with this lad.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

we don't know this guy's a racist if all we know is he liberated some food, an action I support btw