this post was submitted on 28 Jul 2024
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Fire Memes for Traitor Haters

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Where we meme (joking in tone and detail, serious in sentiment) about General Sherman, the Civil War, and how the secesh traitors had it coming.

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[–] [email protected] 163 points 1 month ago (2 children)

He only raped some of the people involuntarily sold into slavery as property, they were just like family!

[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago

He also probably only raped a handful of his own family members, so that tracks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

she must be from alabama

[–] [email protected] 132 points 1 month ago (2 children)

“If he was racist, would he have had sex with his slaves? Checkmate libtards.”

[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Occam's Razor - The simplest (and most disturbing) answer is usually the correct one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I'm not racist, I raped a black before !

[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 month ago

the fact that greater than zero of these people exist shows this country has a long fucking way to go....

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Do they think slave owners didn't feed their slaves?

Do they think that feeding cattle counts as familial love?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Next you'll be telling me I'm not supposed to fyck the cows.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They said cows, not couch.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Just couldn't wait to get his hands on that sweet juicy leather.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Only if you cuddle afterwards.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

There's a town in Colombia where its tradition to lose your virginity to a donkey. Bring your eye bleach

https://youtu.be/_VKWLC87Uzw?si=ZaKMxNZ8ad-2Wqmk

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Guys. This is satire. Right???

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 month ago

I wish I could give you comforting lies

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

I really wish, my mother says shit like this about her ancestors on her dad's side. It's always a real 'what the hell are you talking about' moment from the rest of us.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 month ago

Grandpa treated his victims like family see? It’s not all bad!! /s

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

I can actually imagine him saying: "They are so lovely... almost like real people"

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago

My employer treats me well I love capitalism 🥰

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Full bellies"

Full of what?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Suits you, sir. Ooh.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The fact these people have love in their lives and a warm bed to sleep in makes me so angry i could scream

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 month ago

This is a serious-as-a-heart-attack mindset in much of the rural south in large part because it’s literally the history taught in schools and has been since the 19th century.

Florida and Texas and Oklahoma are just the most outrageous in legislating that it be kept that way, but a lot of it just perpetuates itself because “it’s what we were always taught”.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As the grandson of a racist Nazi Wehrmacht soldier who likely committed war crimes in WWII... I keep being astonished how far some Americans go to not acknowledge the crimes of their ancestors.

It's okay, your ancestors can be horrible human beings without anyone thinking any less of you... in fact, you defending them, yeah, that's why people think less of you. How is the flawlessness of your "heritage" so important to your ego? Do you have nothing else to be proud of?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I wouldn't doubt if he got a few of them pregnant

Nearly breaking her back to bend the truth. That's just "rape" with extra words. Her great-grandfather raped his slaves, and instead of just saying "that's bad" she defends sexual assault. It's hard to wrap my brain around.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I think we, in Europe, forget how many lies are folded up into and built on, like a house of cards, their nation's founding story. I mean, were all guilty of it to one extent or another but theirs is closer to a theocratic fundamentalism, to some people.

I mean, what other large country is beholden to a 400 year old document, written in a style of English no one uses anymore? Something so open to interpretation that you're one court ruling from companies being people and paying to unduly influence democracy is freezepeach and their aint no limit on freedom, baby!

In the UK, we have multiple copies of the original, singed magna carta. Not the magna Carta of finance or whatever. I'm talking about actual, literal physical representations of the birth of Western democracy.

Do we still abide by it word for word?

No, that would be fucking stupid.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago