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[–] [email protected] 202 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 100 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Such techniques are often used to sell a conclusion with data that doesn't agree. Scaling, cropping, etc. Visuals are very powerful, and people will look at a graph and assume it's correct.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Agreed, it's total bullshit. This sort of stuff should be outlawed.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Completely bizarre scaling choice.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

You mean completely amazing scale choice

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I was trying to figure out what was bothering me about it. Basically 1’0” - 5’0” is 1 tick mark part foot and then it’s 1 tick mark per inch. So basically you have a 12:1 ratio for the first 60 inches so it’s not a linear, logarithmic, exponential or any normal type of scale.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Or simply, according to the scale from top of the head to calves is only one foot. Their head is only an inch tall.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

one glance and you'd assume that the average Indonesian man only comes up to the calf of the average man from The Netherlands

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Their feet starts at the 4 foot 8 inches mark.

[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dutch East India Company arrives on the island of Java

Dutch East India Company arrives on the island of Java

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Honestly, this graph was able to make me understand why such a small country like the Netherlands was able to colonise the Netherlands

[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Worst fucking graphic ever lmao

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

It has to be a joke haha.

[–] [email protected] 82 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

This scale is totally wack. The feet of the human bodies in the graph don't start at 0 but somewhere between 4 and 5. Such a bad graph. That being said, we Dutch people are very tall and powerful and you should be terrified >:3

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am 7 inches taller than the average Dutch person. Which, by this graph, means I am 50 times taller than you.

Pee-wee.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They have ridiculous accents, though. They got nerfed in the tulipmanie patch

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ah, yes, Netherlanders are indeed 4x taller than Indonesians, but at least the Indonesians get better saving throws from their size.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Dont forget theyre naturally Lucky aswell!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kenyans aren't on there, but I have to assume they're pretty big given the 60' move speed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

They're actually in the middle but their legs are twice as long.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I'm 6'4" (193 cm) and I felt totally average walking around Amsterdam. As opposed to being a mutant freak in Tokyo.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

In the US, it also depends on the area. At 6'4" you might be normal in Salt Lake City but a freak in Tampa. My wife is 6'2". In most places she is by far the tallest woman (and often person) in the room.

When we lived in Park City (Utah) she didn't seem as tall and often would not be the tallest woman there. It was fun to see.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

TIL that Mormons are just normal Americans that grew too tall and were driven insane by the altitude.

"So why aren't Dutch people all Mormon?", you might ask. Simple: cannabis and women with full legal control to do or not do what they want with their bodies are excellent inoculations against Mormonism.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can I join LDS so I can also be inoculated?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

6'2" is still 9 inches taller than the average woman in Utah. Is Park City some kind of extreme international anomaly?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I didn't mean to imply that evey woman was 6'2"+ . Let me be more specific. In twenty years living in Louisiana, Texas, and Florida my wife never met a woman anywhere near her height with the exception of a set of basketball playing twins that lived in our condo building in Austin. We hit Park City and she sees women that are 6'0"+ pretty much daily. Not every woman, but also not unusual to see at least one. I do not know the reason for this.

EDIT: grammar

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

well to be fair the amount of people in Park City Utah that have Dutch ancestry is 1.219%

so on this chart its like half.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This is already noticeable between Finland and England. According to the stats I've seen, the averages between the two are two inches apart. So, I'm average or just a tad shorter than the average man in the UK. In Finland I'm 5cm shorter than the average, and I kinda feel oddly tall every time I walk around in London because of that.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

If it makes you feel any better, you're a mutant freak no matter where you go, but some societies will be better at making you feel accepted.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Only time I ever felt small was when I stepped off the train in The Netherlands. (2m)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

As opposed to being a mutant freak in Tokyo.

How I imagined the crowds around you in Tokyo:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Was the scale of this graphic decided on by an incel?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So that's how the Netherlands colonized Indonesia.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Really weird that I've been skipping that exact video in my YouTube feed and then see this comment.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

RUMBLING, RUMBLING, IT'S COMING

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

I'm 188cm (6'2") and grew up in a fairly insular community of Dutch people and their descendants. I thought I was average height until I left that bubble went to university.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Are they counting Homo Floresiensis for Indonesia?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

This is an excellent shitpost and made me laugh very hard.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I like how Indonesian men are the same height as a Dutch man's knees.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I had to check where this was posted for a minute, thought this was Cool Guides lol.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

This scale is so exaggerated, I am short and know tall people, they do not tower over me like that haha

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

loll I remembering third grade being shown a graph exactly like this as the bad example, except they were using bags of money. increasing the volume of the bars instead of just the height

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Why are half the comments talking about the scale???? That's the joke, are they stupid?????

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It's called Netherlands, those are all Enderpeople so obviously they're tall

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago
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