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[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 month ago (8 children)
[–] [email protected] 62 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

As long as it’s distributed and peer to peer, like where each of us independently asks another human being on a date without relying on a central service.

Wait a minute…

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Imagine if it WAS a centralized service. Like imagine you could ONLY go on dates at TGIFridays. Thats just where you go to meet people to date. Or hang out at the bar if you're just looking to get your dick sucked.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Bar better be called BJ’s or I want my money back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

What money? The bar is open source. Free, as in beer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I think that's called an adult video store

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I bet it's gonna be like a 10:1 male to female ratio.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 month ago (5 children)

More like 1000:1. Tinder is already 10:1.

And I'm not exaggerating btw, I actually think saying one in a thousand fediverse users is a) a woman, and b) is willing to hook up, is generous. Plus there's probably 10x as many trans women as cis women in that category.

The fediverse is ridiculously male, or at least assigned male at birth.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So then that app would be great if it catered to gay and trans users.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Correct.

We got the gay communism part down, and we're closing in on fully automated, now we just need the luxury and space bits

FULLY AUTOMATED LUXURY GAY SPACE COMMUNISM

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Is this the future leftists want

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Where did you get the sex/gender data? No one has ever polled me on Lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Do you want polled? If the sacred videos are too be believed, calling a plumber or ordering a pizza is a surefire way to get polled.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

I dunno, lotta MtFs on the Fediverse that might shift the metrics.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Yeah but if you're looking for cis women you're shit out of luck.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Fediverse hookup when

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Which is different from any other site...how?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

Lonely Linux seeks Hot Communist for activism and more.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone over there has a non-identifying picture and their bio is "I'm just testing this out" or "Can you tell me how this works?"

Of those who have an actual picture, most bios go like "I like free software" or "What's your favorite programming language?"

Although, it might be a place for nerdy trans people (mostly trans women devs, if I'm not mistaken) to date.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Well, the fediverse is largely populated with trans (furry communist) open-source developers. (Not judging btw, just noticing. Live your truth)

Fediverse dating app users are necessarily going to be a subset of fediverse users.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean......is this what flirting is? Are we flirting right now?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sure, why not.

Wanna go for a drink in Ten Forward?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

*I put on my robe and wizard hat.*

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A classic meme from a more civilized age!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Y'all already have pet names for each other in your handles, that's cute.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Omg, who are you?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There kinda is one. Fedimatch

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago

Good. I don't actually want to use one, I just want it to exist 🙂

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Hey.. what are you wearing?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The last ten years poorly, and you? ☺️

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Programmer socks. And you?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Well, there seems to be [email protected] but it seems to be very much dead

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ma'am, I do my own plumbing!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago
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