Factory reset instructions: press for 10 seconds, then you'll hear a beep and your unit will be brought back to factory settings

Things got a bit weird before the invention of the pencil sharpener

how to get revenge on the snail that lives inside your ear

When I threatened to give you a lead implant just behind the ear, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.

Use a pencil to help with short term memory loss

Big sharpener doesn't want you to know this one simple trick!

Did the ringing finally stop?

Butthole Surfers announce deluxe 30th anniversary Electriclarryland reissue, remixed in 5.1 and featuring more than 3 hours of demos, outtakes, and remixes.

Pt presented w/ foreign body (№2 pencil, possibly Ticonderoga) in ear canal after (successful) unorthodox procedure to treat tinitus.

mfw when i'm the first to fall asleep in a sleepover

Ilustration N1: Natural birth of a N°2 Pencil

Don't wiggle.

Adam

oh gosh they are doing lobotomy again

Its just like the first day of school all over again!