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My euro ass would instantly perish if I just held it in my hands

So you're telling me I can get my daily vitamin C if I drink just 13 cups?

America. 🦅

I had to stop drinking milkshakes once I started counting calories because of this kind of thing. Like, I knew it was bad, but I didn't know it was this bad. 😬

For reference, 1 litre of ice cream has about 180g of sugar in it. This milkshake is approx 0.95L and 263g, so 1.54x more sugar than straight ice cream.

(I wouldn't recommend eating a litre of ice cream all in one go either)

... I want one

Americans be eating like they have universal healthcare but we actually do in my country

That is a HUGE milkshake. It's a quart.

This is beyond major celebrations like graduations or windfalls, but for tragedies like break-ups and subprime mortgage crises.

Completely acceptable the day after Trump wins the election. In fact, get two.

Bruh they didnt label the trans fat with a percentage because the recommended intake is 0g 💀

Crikey. You could run a marathon after that and still have a calorie surplus. Is this actually real?!

Was wondering how much is the contents and how much is the size so ran the conversation. Jesus christ 32 fl oz is like a litre almost! That's huge!

Wtf. How can anyone eat that? It would be like dropping a bomb in my stomach.

If there are any non-Americans seeing this thing and thinking, "What's wrong with Americans‽" this is not a normal thing for people to consume here in the US. I will never have that drink. Not because I'm controlling myself for my health, but because I would be too repulsed by that much sweetness and heaviness. This is made for a specific portion of the population: those that are struggling with eating healthy. Of everyone I know, I can only think of two people that could even consume that thing, and both of them have a poor relationship with food.

Is this for real? I've been keeping track of my own calorie intake for months and my highest record for total calories consumed in one day was 2670. I can't imagine what it is like to eat that many calories on top of something else.

Reminds me of the interview with Rob McElhenney where in order to put on the weight necessary to play ‘Fat Mac’ he asked his assistant to buy a gallon of ice cream every morning and leave it on the counter to melt so that he could drink it in the afternoon.

Basically, you can drink a lot more calories in a day than you could ever realistically eat.

Why the hell is there 1.7 grams of sodium in this???

What do you mean? It has vitamins!!

Shit, and here I thought a giant chocolate Oreo shake from an ice cream store would be healthy. Egg on my face I guess.

That is more calories than I can eat in an entire day to maintain my current weight. Just looking at it gives me anxiety.

It should be a crime to sell that

Roughly five and a half days of sugar in a bucket! (~550% DV, if they were to try to estimate it which there’s good reason not to)

I'm assuming where they say 'calories' they mean kilocalories?

In which case, what the hell?

Heck yes, hit half my protein goal in one go

Jesus I got diabeetus from just reading this.

Great! You only need 12 to get your daily vitamin c

Edit: damn I just saw the serving size, 32 fl.oz? I seem to remember that there's 16 Oz to a pound, so I get 32 is about 0.9L? And you need to drink 12 each day? GTFO I might as well just keep eating fruits and vegetables

Isn't that enough energy for the whole day?

This is 32 ounces, I would need multiple days to drink that much.

900ml? What the fuck? I can barely drink a 300ml can of soda. How the fuck people drink this much?