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[–] [email protected] 98 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Possessed by the ghosts of the night's watch. sounds like someone should excorcise more often.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

He should do some cocaine about it.

[–] [email protected] 87 points 2 months ago

She wants to takes the lampses froms us for herselfses!!!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She needs to get her own lantern and help with the watch

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

It's almost as if she doesn't care about their safety!

[–] NerdInSuspenders 31 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In brightest day, in blackest night…

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... no evil shall escape my sight...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Let those who worship evil’s might…

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Become Genocide Accolades with Hal's light!

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago

Is this just the most passive aggressive way to break up with you girlfriend? Trying to get her to say "It's not you, it's the lantern" and leave, knowing when it's all over he still gets to keep the beautiful lantern.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (1 children)

man is night watchmaxxxing and shes a fukn saboteur.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Lantern pilled and watchmanmaxxing

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Being inducted into the Lantern Corp. is serious business.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Has he developed an aversion to things that are yellow or does he avoid things that are made out of wood now?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

i think ops bf is a moth

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think we should probably go file a statement with the Magnus Institute. Not that they'll do anything to stop the horrors unfolding mind, it's obviously too late for that, but recording these things for our amus... Posterity is a good idea.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

*to feed the eye

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure the watcher would want this one recorded.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a Warehouse 13 episode

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago

It's probably not real but I have seen people with psychosis that behave similarly. It sounds funny but for the relatives it can be really stressful and sometimes horrifying. Not because the patient is violent (although that can happen too of course) but strange behaviors and beliefs that can't be changed or challenged.

Although I've also seen a few people deal with it through humor

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Plot twist: he's sleepwalking

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

That’s sounds like a Remnant. I wonder if he is still around.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

She needs to fulfill his needs to nightwatch better.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This guy watched that TechnologyConnections video trilogy on lanterns, 100%.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I checked the Lemmit here to see if this was going to be a Lovecraft reference. Disappointed it wasn’t!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

For a moment, I thought this was going to go the way of that one other Reddit story with the lamp...