I would never have thought to put them in my mouth if they just tasted like any other game cartridge, but Nintendo gave them a special flavor and I needed to know.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

If i had to describe it its like the overall aftertaste of red grapes combined with like bitter melon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Wait what? They have a flavor?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Yep, the taste is terrible. Gotta lick them anyway to make them yours.

This is not financial advice

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Instructions unclear. Tongue stuck in bank vault door.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... How many have you tasted in order to get curious about the special flavor?

Goddammit, now there's two reasons.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

Number of non-Switch games I've tasted: 0
Number of Nintendo Switch games I've tasted: 8

Foolish Nintendo, foolish

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Girl, are you Rose Thorne of the same name from the DnDnD discord?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

That would not be me. I just somehow went from common man's name to common women's name without realizing it until I kept running into other Rose Thorne's.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh the memories of frantically rubbing that screen to pet an imaginary puppy....

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

jumps happily

[MII_NAME] seemed to have enjoyed that

money sound

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

nintendo᪴gs

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is why Nintendo coated these carts in a bad tasting chemical; because people like OP kept eating them.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ahutup they're nummy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

nice