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Ngl this is pretty punny. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago (2 children)

System of a Down

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Software version 7.0

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Looking at life through the eyes of gitlab or hub

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Unique seeeeeds, determin-istic activityyyy....

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

system of a d

systemd of a own

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 months ago

You know how Linux killed the chef?

With a fork bomb

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

So I pull out my keyboard

And I pull out my Glock

And I dismount your girl

And I mount slash proc

Cos I've got your PID

And the bottom line

Is you best not front

Or its kill dash nine

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

rage against the virtual machine

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The installation explodes, shattering on boot.

Either backup like de la O or get the fuck off the console.

With the Shellshock, sure to make root access drop.

Unplug the router yo, you're not a senior sysop.