this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2023
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Core Dumped

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

How to lose a girl in 3 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I would totally be on board with expanding my C knowledge.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And that's not the only thing we're going to expand. 😉

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I immediately recognized this image to be from End of Evangelion.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's really hard to code while fucking.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you tried? Personally doggy is ideal for me, get the laptop on her back.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

And burn your partner's back with the laptop reaching 100°C trying to compile?