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[–] [email protected] 93 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Is this guy living near a failed nuclear power plant?

[–] [email protected] 78 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I'm reading it as a joke that they went inside a plant, counting but ignoring all the warning signs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

WDYM they clearly said "flags." Who would ignore warning signs, that sounds dangerous!

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Those are biohazard signs, not radiation.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Least hazardous SCP foundation office

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

A few years ago I learned that the big plant a few hundred feet away from the apartments I grew up in was a uranium fuel rod plant, and after it was torn down we used to sneak in and slide down the big dirt mounds on cardboard.

The reason they left the dirt mounds for those years was because of the contamination in the soil they had to air ou. Now they aren't allowed to build housing because of the ground water there so they built a shopping center there as people shouldn't be there for extended periods of time

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

Fuck shopping centre employees amirite folks?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah it’s biohazard. If I had to guess I’d go for upcoming zombie apocalypse ground zero.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Zombies can be animated from magic, drugs, radiation or bioagents. The Chernobyl exclusion zone is a nexus of wandering zombies.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 43 points 4 months ago

Average day in Ohio

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago (1 children)

None of those are flags except for the first one.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Forgive OP they very recently suffered from severe brain damage

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

To be fair, OP didn't call them flags.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

My man lives in a hospital.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Signs get more severe as OP heads back home. Housing crisis and so on.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

An invigorating stroll through the morgue.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

They're trying to shove it down our throat!!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Where the hell do you live?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 leak