this post was submitted on 20 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 59 points 1 month ago (3 children)

We can stop future generations from breeding today! Traumatize your children until the idea of having children becomes unbearable for them.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Worked for me! (I'm the child)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

You're not the only one!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You have to promise them a some kind of made up dream but make it clear they can never attain it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh God, my parents (accidentally) did that with me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Your parents are billionaire oligarchs who rely on the status quo for cheap labor by forcing ridiculous work schedules, ever increasing rents, and record profits for basic necessities?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

No. But they were always overestimating what I was able to do as a child and were always putting goals just out of reach.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Aww fuck, is that what does it?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

When your great grandpa has an Asian fetish

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's okay to date Asian women, it's not a fetish to think Asian women are (or at least can be) beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But its also okay to have an asian fetish

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Okay, good, because I totally do.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fully agree, sorry if this came off disrespectful. I just thought it was funny lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Don't be sorry. Grandpa clearly has the yellow fever.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh hey. It's my mom saying "who in their right mind would publish anything you wrote?" after showing her my prize money from Reader's Digest for Teens from when they published a short story I wrote. 😬

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

We would love to read it if you still have it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I mean....we don't know the kid isn't stupid...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Also feelings of hate are valid. You can't just invalidate a person's emotions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Honestly its bullying if you try and stop him.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The solution is for the kid to not be a fucking idiot then maybe the father will love him.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Also, just to be safe, we should start calling him fat now. Keep things in check.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago

Here I was (before reading the bottom line), thinking this was a comic about Elon musk trying to radicalize the next generation...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I'm trying my best okay?