this post was submitted on 20 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The first time I heard this joke I was laughing so hard I almost fell off my dinosaur!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago

I had to AskJeeves about Albanian viruses but my dial up modem got cut off when someone picked up the phone.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Kinda want to know what those buttons do.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's for Yes, No and Cancel. You're welcome.

Best regards, Albanian Virus

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

Best regards, Albanian virus

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

When my dad first showed me this joke, I was in elementary school. I am now almost old enough to not be able to have kids anymore myself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

But maybe the virus is in the image file? /j

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago