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The US State Department and the United Nations are at Tankie Level 45 :che-smile:

I have literally never seen anyone defend the Khmer Rouge, ever lol

What level of getting owned by marxists and being salty about it is this guy on

Oh fuck, I never got a Che shirt, so I’m not even a tankie

Pro tip if you're gonna strawman an entire ideology don't tell people thinking landlords should get the wall is one of the most extreme beliefs that group has, you're gonna get the not insane 70% of the population on that side immediately.

"russian people aren't warmonger creatures"? fucking WILD that thats supposed to be a bad or absurd opinion. someone get these freaks the calipers

I've seen Anarchists agree that Mao did the right thing with landlords

Excuse me, "warmongering creatures"? Creatures? Bet this fucker thinks they're not racist, no sireebob.

i will never like Khmer Rouge. why would i like a fucking feudalist experiment?

We need a "What level of liberal are you?" with very similar framing. First step can be "blames everything that goes wrong in capitalism on Putler and Chinese bots."

I think this is a bit. The 1932 famine/Holodomor line is too on the nose, and a couple of others don't sound particularly good faith.

Please vote in the comments

if it's real

if it's a bit written by a commie.

When was the last time che shirts were a thing? I swear I've seen more conservatives making fun of che shirts than I have actual unironic che shirts.

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They think orthodox marxism is just a process of ignoring more and more things. Literally what liberal ideology is built on.

And the idea seems to be that "tankies" are bad because of a series of unconnected Disrespectful statements theyve made about vintage history and geopolitics that have nothing to do with us. No insight to the philosophy just shit that'd make your grandma gasp at the dinner table. So simplistic.

Tankie is a 1950s britbong insult made up by butthurt do-nothings. Dont dignify it anymore, reject it. Dont make it real

now imagine this as one of those mafia mobile game ads

level 1 tankie walking with his girlfriend and then he gets beaten up by some guy wearing glasses and his girlfriend leaves him, so he levels up to "khmer rouge supporter" and kills that guy's entire family

the last layer is the bare minimum.

Got to "warmongering creatures" and then it stopped being funny

Level 31, I'm about to evolve into a Tankusaur.

Don't you fucking push B I've been waiting for this

Tankie is when you are correct, and the more correct you are the more tankie it is

I don't know about that Khmer Rouge part though. I guess that's why it's level ???

Russian people aren't warmongering creatures

I don't have a Che shirt. Guess I'm not even level 1

i agree with everything except pol pot, that dude was a fucking asshat

Lmao this escalates all over the place

Wears a Che Guevara t-shirt

:mao-clap:

Somewhere between 150 and Final; wherever believing that John Brown didn't kill enough slavers, and that Black subjects-of-empire need to form our own nation to pursue self-determination unimpeded by Amerikan settlerdom is.

Tankie level (???): "What do you mean you didn't like the Khmer Rouge"

The PAVN needs to roll some tanks into this post

The USA is apparently Tankie Level ???