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[–] [email protected] 135 points 5 months ago (1 children)

some secrets are completely acceptable to take to the grave

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

I suspect this is a partner of some kind considering they have access to nudes?

[–] [email protected] 106 points 5 months ago (5 children)

Honestly? Someone telling me this would do absolute wonders for my self esteem, ngl

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

isn't that hellah weird to think about though

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I mean, kinda, yeah. But people masturbate. They're not hurting anyone doing it. The idea that anyone had masturbated thinking of me would be a self esteem booster. That said, that's a pipe dream. Ain't nobody ever got off to all of this outside of an actual sexual encounter. Lmao

[–] [email protected] 81 points 5 months ago (1 children)

YOURE BEAUTIFUL IVE JERKED OFF TO ONE OF YOUR COMMENTS BEFORE. NOT EVEN A PICTURE

[–] [email protected] 46 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I’ll think of you next time I masturbate <3

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

People thinking of other people when they masturbate gets me off unnnnnnh

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I mean, there have been times where I was recovering from a bad breakup, and a gay dude flirted with me a little...not the same gay dude every time.

It was flattering, even though I'm not into guys.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Omg, what a true answer, it happened to me too. And more than once, if I were gay I wouldn't even have to worry, I've always been very liked by gays, I don't know why, but it's true.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Probably your beautiful cock, friend

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I had someone say they wanted me (as part of a conversation about preferences, not totally off topic) and it was honestly really flattering. I told em I was ace and we moved on. It was like seven years ago but I'll cherish that memory forever...

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

it was difficult but i managed it :)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Just need a pic I guess. Haha /s.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 51 points 5 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

This is probably fake, but I know conversations like this actually happen.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

If i got that message i'd walk a few cm Taller

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Jeez, he implanted a whole vertebra into your spine, with a simple text

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago (9 children)
[–] [email protected] 91 points 5 months ago (2 children)

as a man in his 30s how tf kids not know brb

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Cause they're always on their phones so they literally never have to BRB. The few of them who still use computers will just open Discord on their phones and continue the conversation if they have to step away from the keyboard for any reason.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

This is...sad

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I feel like BRB for me was when I was in an AIM chatroom and my mom had to make a phone call, so I'd have to get logged off. And I'd say BRB but would inevitably never be B.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Their parents are also constantly online, so they never get yanked from an online match

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago

How do you know what tf means but not brb? Holy shit haha

[–] [email protected] 42 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 76 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Okay, but can you let me know what it means after you get back?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sure might take some time tho.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

Though . What the fuck does tf mean tho ?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

"Big red butthole crying" is probably not the reaction grey was going for tbh..

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago

It's blowing my mind that you don't know what brb means.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago

Team Fortress Barber?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Balls Rightfully Blue.

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