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[–] [email protected] 54 points 5 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 81 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You might be in for a surprise.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 5 months ago

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

G(•)(•)D MORN°|°NG?

G ( ͜. ㅅ ͜. ) D M O R N╰⋃╯N G ??

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

It should be "GOOD MORNYING", to be kinda direct.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

To settle the debate, here is the naked version (obviously NSFW):

NSFW
Just the missing letters filled in lol
Her name is Aya Itou BTW

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

In missing the joke? Spoiler didn't work on Sync.

Edit: Oh, the letters. I thought it was something else.

Carry on!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Did you... Did you just...

I despise you.

Edit: After seeing the answer, I'm not even fucking mad anymore. That's just impressive.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

just

I did more than you think. I acquired a textless copy (only black background available), upscaled both versions to 4x with waifu2x, merged them into one, and for consistency I recreated the text with the closest available font, outline and shadow effect.

I guess you can have the HQ white background textless copy too:
Aya Itou 伊藤 綾 Futabu Good Morning meme HQ textless white background

Why the fuck did I just do this? I'm not even into futanari. (And if you are, you now know what to search for)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A man of commitment and sheer fucking will

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Thanks! If only I had such motivation for actual work that is piling up, as opposed to making a stupid joke with way more perfectionism than it deserves

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 38 points 5 months ago (7 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago

I feel like it's a harmless joke

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago

I'm admittedly biased as the person who posted this but also... I don't see this as sexy.

I agree that it could be fetishized but I wouldn't describe the image itself as fetishizing and moreso just acknowledging the existence of the feminine penis.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago

since when is it bad to find people hot?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Oh yes, the body parts police

Feet? Fetish.
Breasts? Fetish.
Penis? Fetish.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Feel the same way about this 🫠😕😿

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago

Hm the female penis. Respect.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

Helloooooooo nurse!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

This is so bad that its good

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I will never understand allos

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean... What's difficult to understand?

I am assuming you're ace, and are baffled at the horni posting. I am honestly asking though, what is it that is difficult to understand?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (2 children)

What's up with dick girls and why is it funny? I assume this is supposed to be funny?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Most girls have boobs, and using them to represent two OOs isn't uncommon. Most girls don't have dicks, making it unexpected, surprising, and a bit taboo(which automatically makes things hotter/more fun). We're so used to boob jokes on women and penis jokes on men, but not penis jokes on women. Novelty is required to find something funny, and girls with dicks are more novel. It touches on how we aren't yet used to the bodies of some people, making this a joke on ourselves for some people. That's a bit of a reach though.

The joke is mid, and this meme is more entertaining by virtue of imagining genitals, which is a turn on for a lot of people. We all have genitals under our clothing, we just don't think about it sometimes. Most hands you shake have held a penis at some point. Sexual topics are more mundane than people realize.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Good Write up. Thank you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

We all have genitals under our clothing, we just don't think about it sometimes.

Speak for yourself!

(Also, nice summary)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is my 1000th comment. ⭐

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

I'm honored

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Huh. That's an interesting reinterpretation.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Animemes ass post

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

GU̇U̇D MORNVNG?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You will never be a woman you freak, you will always be a man

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Ah yes... This is a selfie of me... This isn't a drawing or a meme.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

Don't feed the phobes, report and move along.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I did realize that was you... You got a phone number or something?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Amazingly enough, this is the first comment I find on blahaj that has so many instance-specific downvotes that I see not just downvoted, but legitimately ratio'ed.

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