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[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 months ago (1 children)

NO WE DON'T ALLOW SATIRE ON THE INTERNET YOUR BANNED

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist: you're dead serious

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)

How the hell are you posting I banned you. HACKER HACKER HACKER

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

HACK THE PLANET

[–] [email protected] 53 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

While I would find an American tiktok ban funny, this satire/article gives me mixed feelings because the "tiktok ban legislation" they're trying to pass, has some real dystopic shit hidden in it, behind the only slightly dystopic veil of "banning the Chinese".

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

While China is definitely a problem to be dealt with, I think it's become the new "Think of the children!"

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As a Canadian, I'm much more concerned with America than China. You guys are much more of a problem for the average earthling.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's true. Our house is rotting and the Boomers won't let anyone but fascists take over.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

It was never the propagandized version of America you see in media. It's always been the shady organization you think it is. From the genocide of the native Americans to the willingness to supply weapons of war to a country committing genocide in broad daylight, today.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

"These commie Timtoks will drag the kids to hell where they'll burn with the D&D dungeon masters and the people who hand out free hallucinogens to children!"

-Republican Suburban Hellscape

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It's not about the videos. It's about the owners having strong ties to the government. Who wants information. If it was the videos they wouldn't care.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

If we can agree that this is a problem, then all American social media companies should be banned as well, which I'm not entirely opposed to. What people are taking issue with is that this level of logic is only applied against China, and not American companies, which are guilty of the same crimes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Are you taking about TikTok or about X/Meta/Google?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Tbf I think those are all banned/heavily censored to some degree in China. Google maps doesn't work in China for example.

But when the United States starts doing the same thing it does weaken the narrative that China is some authoritarian hell scape unless people are willing to accept the United States is as well.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Look at it from outside China and the US and try to find the difference.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

More than that, it seems to validate the Chinese philosophy that censorship is the right way to combat foreign influence. The enforcement mechanisms are pretty obvious follow-ons of the premise, which is why we've mostly attempted to avoid this kind of thing. In my mind the marketplace of ideas fallout is the real problem.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

genuinely believed this was real for a moment so good satire nice

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

The Chaser are real good at blurring the lines enough to question if it's real.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago

Darg. “Excited to here…” I think someone left a voicemail on my homophone.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

American (congress) will ban Tiktok # Americans will be banned from Tiktok

The title made it sound the other way around as if Tiktok is banning americans.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

It's effectively the same

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

They were so excited “to here” lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

Modern journalism standards

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Lemmy.ml in shambles

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would not mind if they banned it here in Europe, too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

If it does, it'll only get replaced with something super similar.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I like my fellow American Lemmings and wouldn't want to see you banned. Some love from Europe ♥️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Tiktok got banned in India years ago. For anyone rejoicing, it doesn't matter, many other apps full the gap unfortunately the forefront being instagram reels which basically started right after tiktok got banned here

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Meta is behind the lobbying that's going to get it banned here.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why is this called satire?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

2024 meta is the complete collapse between fiction and reality.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

American here- I totally sympathize.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

You need to be Usamerican to be able to believe this isn't real.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I don't know any social networks right now other than Lemmy, but this sounds kind of thrilling.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

is satire allowed?

No. /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago
[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I am not following this TikTok sale closely. The idea is that China

Hit enter and then forgot.

Is the idea that China steals our tech so we're going to steal their business and sell it to Americans?

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